stuff i've said to my dog

Mean

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 19:32:25 -0400

Did mommy lock you out of the bedroom like a mean bitch? She’s a real mean bitch, isn’t she? Gimme a kiss!

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 18:48:25 -0400

You’re so handsome. I’m going to bite your face off while you’re sleeping.

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 07:37:43 -0400

Yes, I know you have a face. I see it. It’s a very nice face, if I do say so myself. I’m gonna rip it off and take it to work with me.

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 17:15:32 -0400

I think I will pinch your cheek like this and then give you a little kiss. Now let’s go outside and make a pee-pee.

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 16:12:20 -0400

I am your MOTHER. You treat me with RESPECT.

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 17:42:00 -0400

I love you. You have the cutest chompers and I’m just going to eat you up for a little snack.

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 20:10:00 -0400

You’re a big-time pooper. Great job!

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 15:46:00 -0400

You’re nutty and a little bit gross and I love you.

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 12:06:00 -0400

You love to have your ears scratched because you’re a handsome little man. That’s the reason.

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 09:49:00 -0400

Yes, I hear you huffing and puffing. You’re extremely huffy and extremely puffy.

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 11:40:00 -0400

You’re momma’s little dick-face.

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 08:29:00 -0400

Go lick the crap out of your father, would ya?

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 17:02:00 -0400

I’ve looked into it, and I know that you love num-nums.

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 16:56:00 -0400

You gotta stop popping so many boners, dude.

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 14:03:00 -0400

You’re off the case, McBrune. I don’t like your act now, ask questions later attitude.