You’re so handsome. I’m going to bite your face off while you’re sleeping.
Yes, I know you have a face. I see it. It’s a very nice face, if I do say so myself. I’m gonna rip it off and take it to work with me.
I think I will pinch your cheek like this and then give you a little kiss. Now let’s go outside and make a pee-pee.
I am your MOTHER. You treat me with RESPECT.