I love you. You have the cutest chompers and I’m just going to eat you up for a little snack.
You’re a big-time pooper. Great job!
You’re nutty and a little bit gross and I love you.
You love to have your ears scratched because you’re a handsome little man. That’s the reason.
Yes, I hear you huffing and puffing. You’re extremely huffy and extremely puffy.
You’re momma’s little dick-face.
Go lick the crap out of your father, would ya?
I’ve looked into it, and I know that you love num-nums.
You gotta stop popping so many boners, dude.
You’re off the case, McBrune. I don’t like your act now, ask questions later attitude.