July 2012
1 post
Mean
Did mommy lock you out of the bedroom like a mean bitch? She’s a real mean bitch, isn’t she? Gimme a kiss!
June 2012
4 posts
Catching Zs
You’re so handsome. I’m going to bite your face off while you’re sleeping.
Handsome
Yes, I know you have a face. I see it. It’s a very nice face, if I do say so myself. I’m gonna rip it off and take it to work with me.
Schedule
I think I will pinch your cheek like this and then give you a little kiss. Now let’s go outside and make a pee-pee.
Mommy issues.
I am your MOTHER. You treat me with RESPECT.
June 2011
10 posts
Decisions
I love you. You have the cutest chompers and I’m just going to eat you up for a little snack.
Number 2
You’re a big-time pooper. Great job!
True statement
You’re nutty and a little bit gross and I love you.
Reasons
You love to have your ears scratched because you’re a handsome little man. That’s the reason.
Validation
Yes, I hear you huffing and puffing. You’re extremely huffy and extremely puffy.
Anatomy
You’re momma’s little dick-face.
A request
Go lick the crap out of your father, would ya?
Research
I’ve looked into it, and I know that you love num-nums.
Indecent
You gotta stop popping so many boners, dude.
Demotion
You’re off the case, McBrune. I don’t like your act now, ask questions later attitude.
